Marital Suicide (Don’t Use This at Home)

Big Daddy works for Satan. This is all I can say about it. Someday, I’ll have great stories to tell, but right now, we still like to eat. His job has adversely affected his health. Obviously, some of his co-workers have been affected too.

Today, Big Daddy told me something a co-worker told him about what another co-worker said to his wife. It seems this guy’s wife was complaining about the size (or more accurately lack of size) of her boobs. He told her to rub them with toilet paper.

“Toilet paper?,” she questioned.

“Yeah, toilet paper. Look what it’s done for your ass!”

Wow. Crazy dude. True story.

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